HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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