When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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