roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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