she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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