i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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