i don't plan on having that self control this summer
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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