the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The uberlube is also flammable
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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