Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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