The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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