If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
