it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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