I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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