16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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