Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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