honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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