you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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