just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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