She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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