I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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