I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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