what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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