you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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