This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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