Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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