We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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