so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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