i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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