I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
