sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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