the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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