there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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