I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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