STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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