And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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