You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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