So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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