If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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