seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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