dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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