i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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