I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
