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My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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