you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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