Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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