How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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