i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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