goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
