I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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