Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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