If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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